Say What?

Since I have become a parent I have learned that you never know what might come out of your little one's mouth. But even more so, I am shocked by some of the things that I have actually said. So I thought I'd share a few of the things I never would have thought that I would be saying:

1. The light sabers stay in the car.
2. Yes, you have to use soap when you take a shower.
3. Go ahead and eat the dirt, just save room for dinner.
4. I guess three bowls of Fruit Loops can count as dinner.
5. I don't care whose idea it was to shoot the darts at the ceiling fan, it is NOT a good idea.
6. What color poop did you have today? (This was after purposfully eating Blue Moon ice cream so that they could have blue poop - yes it really works)
7. What color crayon am I looking for again? (This was said as I held a pen light and was peering up my youngest son's nose - and of course the answer was BLACK!)
8. Guns are for shooting not for beating each other.
9. No, you cannot brush your brother's hair with a sword. (This one was from my sister-in-law.)

So those of you just starting your family or just contemplating it - beware! And those of you in the midst of it - you're welcome to add your own!