Not Me! Mondays

Some very creative mother decided to start sharing her less than stellar mothering moments in a humorous way. I cannot get the link to work but you can find her at www.mycharmingkids.net. So here's my not me moments:

I did NOT go through my entire hour and a half workout only to find out that I had a fabric softener sheet hanging out from the bottom of my shorts. (At least it wasn't a sock!)

I did NOT recently realize that my 11 year old has been sleeping on the same sheets for a month.

I did NOT do our wash for a week and find only ONE pair of underwear for my son.

I did NOT see my son come to get in the car dressed for church in his flip flops and painting shorts.

I did NOT see a grape smashed on the floor and think, oh well the maid will be here tomorrow.

I did NOT allow the boys to play 2 hours of video games so that I could finish reading a really good book.

I did NOT wash the same load of laundry at least 3 times because I couldn't remember to put it in the dryer.

I did NOT just watch the Red Green show with my boys and actually enjoy it!

And I did NOT send my coughing, sniffling child to school with a threat that if he mentioned his symptoms (we are in the midst of swine flu paranoia in Mexico) and get sent home I would personally make sure he had a miserable day at home. Nope, NOT ME!

So what have you NOT done lately?